Nobody Gets Out Sober Premium Bar Runner

Nobody Gets Out Sober Premium Bar Runner – Raise a Laugh, Spill a Drink

Add bold character and a cheeky attitude to your bar with the Nobody Gets Out Sober Premium Bar Runner. Designed for those who know how to throw a proper session, it’s the ultimate party starter for any man cave, shed, or outdoor bar space.

Why You’ll Love It

• Hilarious, eye-catching design that instantly sets the tone

• Absorbent top layer soaks up spills and drips from your wildest nights

• Non-slip rubber backing keeps your runner in place through every round

• Perfect for parties, gatherings, and pub-style home setups

100% Australian Made

All of our bar runners, including this one, are proudly made right here in Australia. You’re not just getting high-quality gear—you’re supporting local jobs and Aussie craftsmanship.

Product Details

• Size: 44 cm x 25 cm

• Materials: Premium polyester top with a rubber non-slip base

• Design: “Nobody Gets Out Sober” – bold, fun, and unmissable

Nobody Gets Out Sober Premium Bar Runner Care Instructions

• Wipe clean with a damp cloth

• Do not use harsh chemicals or abrasive materials

• Recommended for indoor or covered outdoor use only

Den’s Deal – Multi-Buy & Save

Buy three or more bar runners and unlock our Den’s Deal Discount – automatically applied at checkout. Mix and match your favourites!

Shipping, Warranty & Returns

• Manufacturing Time: 3–5 business days

• Returns: Accepted within 30 days if unused

• Warranty: 90 days from dispatch – shop with confidence

Complete the Look

Pair with our matching bar tables, custom stools, or fun wall décor to finish off your home pub or man cave in style.

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Any Questions please reach out to us at hello@thedens.com.au